Romans 10:8-13; Luke 4: 1-13,
In The Beginning, God created the Heaven and the Earth. And the Earth was without form, and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And so God created the human being in God’s own image and likeness.
And God said, “this is good.”
And God looked upon the human ones called Adam and Eve and saw that they were lean and fit. And God populated the earth with broccoli, cauliflower, spinach, green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so that Adam and Eve would live long and healthy lives. And so, the Devil created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth the 99-cent double cheeseburger. And the Devil said to the Adam and Eve, "You want fries with that?" And Adam and Eve said, "Super-size It!." And Adam and Eve gained 5 pounds.
God said, "Hey, try my crispy fresh salad." And the Devil brought forth Ben and Jerry's and Krispy Kreme. And the Devil said, “you want hot fudge with that?” And Adam and Eve gained 10 pounds. And God said, "Why doth thou eatest thus? I have sent thee heart-healthy vegetables and olive oil with which to cook them." But the Devil brought forth chicken fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Adam and Eve’s bad cholesterol went through the roof.
And so God brought forth running shoes so that his children might lose those extra pounds. Then the Devil brought forth cable TV with remote control so Adam and Eve would not have to toil to change channels. Adam and Eve gained another 20 pounds.
And so, God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. The Devil peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fat fried them. The Devil added sour cream dip. Adam and Eve clutched the remote control and ate the potato chips swaddled in bad cholesterol. And the Devil saw and said, "This is good."
Adam and Eve went into cardiac arrest. God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery. The Devil then created the for-profit health insurance company (you can fill in the blanks!)
Since the story of the Fall of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden, temptation has been a constant, unrelenting part of human life. Today in our gospel from Luke we find Jesus, himself encountering temptation in the wilderness.
After fasting for 40 days Jesus encounters the Tempter. The devil comes across sympathetic to Jesus’ plight. He wants to appease Jesus’ hunger by turning stone into bread. Who’s going to miss one measly stone? Next the devil promises all the kingdoms of the world and all earthly power and glory if Jesus would just worship him. Just one time. Wouldn’t that make Jesus’ work go more smoothly to have world-wide dominion? Finally, the devil tries to coax Jesus to leap from the pinnacle in the Temple in Jerusalem - because the angels will catch him. That’s a neat parlor trick to show off his Son of God superpowers. Won’t that make it easier to convince people to follow him? The devil is so suave and convincing. Ultimately the devil fails and slinks away, waiting for another opportune time to tempt Jesus – and us.
It’s not surprising this passage appears on the first Sunday in Lent. It is customary among many Christians to give up something or add some practice to our lives as part of our Lenten observation. Giving up candy. Coffee. TV. Helping out weekly at a soup kitchen. coming more frequently to worship on Sundays or Lenten activities during the week. Anyone here familiar with these practices? In the practices of Lent we discover that making changes isn’t easy. We learn how weak we are, how hard it is, how much help we need. Because we are tempted - To eat that piece of candy. To stay home and lounge in front of the TV. To ignore the plight of the homeless, the lonely, the exploited. Whatever it is - the Tempter knows our weak points better than we do and is eager and waiting to exploit them.
I had a professor once who was a consultant on the movie, “The Exorcist.” We called him the Devil expert – the “devil whisperer.” His insight on Evil is that, actually, the devil prefers to tempt us subtly, quietly, almost without us even realizing. We think the devil’s goal is to break our promises or even to do something wrong – but that’s even not the real goal. The Tempter’s ambition is for us to feel badly about ourselves, about others – about the world about us - so we’ll give up the fight – so that our relationships will be strained and hopefully severed -- and in our shame we will turn away from God. As we give up, it is easy for us to become self-centered instead of other-centered.
We all carry that popular image of the devil as a pointy eared creature with horns, a tail often carrying a pitchfork, and with an evil grin on his face. Right? Or the movie the Exorcist, right? Nothing can be further from the truth. The devil doesn’t want to stand out – he wants to fit in nicely. The image I find of the devil that is most convincing is from the movie about the life of Jesus that came out I believe in 2000. There the devil is depicted as a sympathetic man in a three-piece suit, who speaks to Jesus in the Garden of Gethsemane with a soothing and caring voice, showing Jesus a vision of the future full of wars, hatred, bigotry, prejudice and injustice that would all be carried out in his name. They’re not worth it Jesus- The devil says, sadly shakes his head, as Jesus sweats drops of blood and begs God to let this cup pass from him.
My professor “the devil expert” says that Satan’s ultimate goal is to destroy relationships, to weaken and tear apart community. He doesn’t care about the means so much as the result. Satan’s longs to isolate us. To kill us, spiritually, and to smash the image of God within our soul, and to force us to flee from the presence of God, convinced that God does not love us or will forgive us.
Why else would we have a world where 8 billionaires control more wealth than 4 billion people – without so much as a global yawn at this situation? Why the chaos in the world with so much conflict and war – and the world remains immobilized to reconcile or heal? What about the discord in our own churches? In our families – or at work? It can become so bad that discord becomes the new normal and we become resigned – even oblivious to the pain right in front of our noses. And in the background the devil smirks, “ah, this is good.”
So, our scriptures encourage us to begin Lent with our eyes wide open. Jesus teaches us to pray – lead us not into temptation – but deliver us from evil – because as scriptures tell us – the tempter is a roaring lion seeking to devour us. We’ve painted a pretty bleak picture – but our scriptures teach us the good news is this – although Jesus was tempted he did not succumb. And he is with us – walking with us through everything we face. No matter how many forbidden chocolates we eat, or mcdoubles we sneak, or how many times we may rationalize not getting involved in some cause, how many times we fail and have start over, God is there. Waiting. We can pick ourselves up, so today, whatever you may be struggling with in your lives – from debt to doubt, from fractured relationships to hidden struggles that shame causes us to hide – we don’t have to face it alone. God is with us in Christ. Jesus went to the cross – and we have each other – if we just humble our hearts to open and ask for help. Call the devil out on his game as the saints of old would advise. Laugh in his face. Let grace, through Jesus, - through each other - give us the strength to stand – through the mercy of God
So, as we begin our Lenten journey with humility – asking God’s help – and the help of each other to overcome temptations when they strike. As the old gospel songs tells it: We fall down. But we get up. Because a saint is just a sinner who fell down – but got up. So, no matter where we find ourselves today today’s takeaway point is that we are loved and forgiven. This Lent let’s repair relationships – between us and God – with each other and not give up on our world. Because Jesus didn’t – and still doesn’t - give up on us – and - it doesn’t get any better than that. Amen